Will's Meetin Report

 Them direckters they found sumpin called byelaus and theys turned them evr which way, scratchin theys heads an wanderin wat  in the tarnation was they had in their hands. Theys readin 'em to us and looking like a deer caught in
the headlites ackting like it wus the  first time they seen em about wat they was spost to be doing to
hold that high honor there on the Master Asso board. I wanted to say, "Close yur mouth, the flies
will git in there!" Ya kno, most times them direckters jus talkin an talkin tellin us wat we gonna hafta do, but las nite they sure wus not talkin much. An fer sum reasun no body got 'leckted, theys jus kept sayin we didnt have no quorm. Ever body wus sure 'prised cause all them years passed 'fore, an peopls got ther selvs 'leckted even ifs thers jest a fewe showed up. Shore nuf.

An gonna sit me besides that fella in the blu shirt who wus hollerin 'cross the room at the othr fella with all that hair. An that old fella who is 'scarin 50 hisself' but fancies he is young, tellin people jus to moove ifn they dont like wat is goin on here in the 'hood. 'Cause us fellas gots to stick 'gether. Yep.

An we gits to do it all 'gin nest week. Hopen they puts out sum reel vittles, them cookies aint reel food wen yur hungry.  Shore 'nuf.

I wans to make sure theys have time to acks some questions abut Paula-tics at the next meeting. Reckon she will be there. 'Bout an hour an haf is wat I wants for mysself  so I's can acks mys questions.


Heard that that Tracy the lawnmower dood that's wife she wus yellin at that othr meeting over that paper that just 'peared, wants back on that board agin now that he's good an miffed that they din't give him no new lawnmowing contract this yer, cause they did las time he was on the board. It is hepful to be "in on the lupe" so's one knows when the necks contract is gonna be an how much others is biddin'. Love the way them Paula-tics works.