Barnyard antics at the Burny Tree....

I tell you what when I got to listen to the tape from  the Burny Tree Janurary meetin...I done thought he give me a copy of "Animal Farm"  .... like a gaggle of mad geese honking out orders as to what needs to happen, not based on no fact, but on what they wants.  There was some honking, bleating, barking, howling, cackling, hissing, snorting, snarling, whining and even some crowing on that recordin.

Little Horse and Boss Hog's  dog and pony show....It was almost as good as that video of the Burny Tree South meeting that is on the U-Tube with that dood from the Manhattern and that other guy who never can be quite, both belching out stuff, without first checking they's facts, which makes it so enjoyable to everyone who has seen it and they laugh and laugh at them later. And that veedo it sure is getting the hits! Din't know so many peepoe's  would wan to see it. Good job to the videographers for videioing that so they din't realize they was getting them since right there on that video that one he said to not to get him on there, since he thinks of hisself as  real impotent in his job. Does it look like his wife cuts his hair?

 I digress....

Anyways, what meetin wood not be a compleete circus of animals without that "one who runs like her hairs on fire" all over the area, day and nite......a real drama queen who leaves in a huff..no doubt sittin all prim and prosper at that meetin like she's jest awaitin to throw her to cents in.

Anyho, Little Horse sounded like hes jest beside hisself thinkin how 'portant he waz having red thru all the Burny Tree dokuments an  giving hes misinterpertation of what it said...he was ready to kick up his little heels. Why he was worse than wrong, cause all them attorneys  already splained everthing where intelligent people understood it just fine. I guess he was too busy talking to pay attention.  But you caint be to upset with Little Horse cause hes takin hes orders from Boss Hog. An I dun heard ole Boss Hog jest kept lookin and lookin at Little Horse like he done already hung the moon.

Then there waz some chickie on there  who kept askin and asking  ifn it were legal to make all them homeowners pay those doos, since the BMTA can't prove they have the authority an the Boss Hog kept on a sayin, we's gonna send out them doos lettrs. (I wish there'd been a videoh of that because it sound like Boss Hog was was saying it between gritty teeth.) Oh boy, sure hope that ole Boss Hog knows ifn she sends out them lettrs from wat I hear theres lotsa folk jest sitting back and awaitin to make sure the DO insurance people are aware of it.

Don't want to upset Boss Hog too much or she'll be lighten them cigarettes, one after another.

I guest the best part I heard was when the meetin was broke up an the fur started flyin, hollerin likes I  nevr heard afore, an that is sayin somethin livin with Em Jae for sure! Why them old men at that meeting  acting like a brood of squakin hens crowing out stuff about homeowners like.....We gotta go on the o'fensive, beet 'em into submission, make 'em pay! That 'un saying that awful stuff has that real identifiable voice, easy to tell who that one was. That is real nice and neighborly of you, acting all  cocky-like crowing like a rooster. He the one who gets real confused all the time and in my opinion, unencumbered by facts, Mr. Cocky speaks freely, parroting stuff without checking no facts.  Someone on that recorder said all aghast, when he crowed that tasteless drivel, that they thought that showed real class (all low)  them immoral words of "beet them into submission". 

Cannot wate until the next Burny Tree meetin......it is gonna be some reel good listenin.  I sit back, with my big old headsets on, close my eyes and listen and laugh and sip my RC threw that plastic straw and play it again and again and laugh some more til its time to turn it back in so the next person can enjoy it.   Now, Em Jae she gets into it like she is listening to rassling, but always was high strung, that one.  When she heard that old guy growling to "beet them into submission" she was acting like she was thowing punches. I don't know if she was pretending she was beeting the homeowners into submission like he said the BTMA needed to do or if she was acting like she was air-fighting with him.

Good grease! After listening to that I feel nasty like I had been stepping in endless steaming cow patties. I think I need to do the "barnyard dance"...a'wiping my boots off from side to side, this ways and that, in the grass to get off some of the stench.

Love to you all,
Will

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