*Conversations In The 'Hood' - Redneck Style

"How goes it Will"?

Ah, not so bad really, jest getting ready for the ole annual meetin down to the pool, they gonna 'lect some new people.

"Well, that ought to make for a lively evening".

Uh-Huh. Yep, don't really know why, cause there be only a handful of  the same people whats get elected each year. Most folks dont wanna be 'round that one who runs like her hair is on fire, ya know, the one who gits mad at them meetings when she dont git her way, and stomps out?

"No, Will, I am not sure who you are speaking about". No matter, she ain't that 'portant, anyhows.

"Will, look on the bright side, maybe some new people will get elected and make some really good changes".

Ya really think so?

I mean to tell you, theres always the same ones year afta year, and dont tell no body what they doin; or they just do what is pleasin to them.

"Will, it can't be all that bad!"  I tell you what, why dont ya come on down to da pool, and see fer yourself, watch 'em in action.

Why jest this year they lerned what all them 'portant  papers meant by readin them blawg things.

"What?"

Yep, all these here years, they never knowed what them papers said, or 'ifin they did, they didnt pay attention.

"Really?"

Shore 'nuff.


* A little humor is good for the soul..................