Will's Loverly Day

Well here it is such a loverly day what with the weather bein so nice and all, an was jest thinkin on how we could maybe catches some of it an sprenkels  it on over to the howses where those direckters livin. Yessirree Bob, would shurley help them attitudes!

I been hereing from peoples ‘round the areas an jest scratchin my head as to why them direckters bein so meen to some of ‘em who wants to take there little ones down to the pool even if they hasnt payed them, wat-cha-ma-call-it, oh yeah, doos.  Them little ones jest unnerstand all they wants is to git there little feets in that cool water on those hot days, an some meen ole thing is yellin at there paerents sayin they hasnt payed them doos.  And even kids who went as guests of neighbors who was all payed up, they still didnt let those little ones to swim even when they was gonna pay them guest fees. All because those meen ole women was mad at there paerents fore not payin up as yet. Shore ‘nuff is won sad day when you makes little ones cry, ‘stead of lettin those lil childrens come downs to play in that cool water on them hot summr days.

Oh an theres ‘nother thing that what gits me to wondering.  That ole Paula-tics woman wanted to give all them direckters special rates fore  bein on that thing called “the bored”, when she was the permanent presedent.  And they says if I dont believe it, to go look at them past meetin records.  They also tells me that she done built herself 5 of them outhouses behind and on the side of her house , but wasnt gonna ok any more fore them other folks.  Shure dont know hows  those other folks  gonna go to the bathroom without no outbuildings.

Another thing, where some of  that loverly weather in the bottles could be sprinkeld on is those peoples who run that pool, ‘cause  they changes there minds so often as how to run it.  Like that lady who "runs with her hair on fire" all over to the area, she was gonna take charge and work fore free so that pool could save a whole bunches of money.  Why she declared it so over to one of those bored meetins. Shore nuff she said it.  But what is so darn funnys that she made sure she got paid afterall and that other mangers down to the pool, did, too....no vote of the bored and she hired her grandson and that directors daughter and they was all paid REALLY good...and nobody in the entire HAOa was consulted. Were you? No vote.   Figure they needed somemore  help so theys could tern ‘way all those people who didnt pay there doos.