Wednesday, September 19, 2012

THAT Dog Walker

That dog walker who won't put them dogs on the lease, why I tell you what, I seen them dogs come flying out of that house first chance they got to escape looking like they was tryin out for the greyhound bus dog logo! Them dogs was streaking like they was scairt to death of sumptin, what with there eyes all bugged out of there head and land 'o lakes, the dog walker couldn't lease them for love nor money, for sure now.

How does he catch up with them to pick up their steaming hot "doodles" since we don't see no bag he carries? Does he just pick them up with his bear hands? An then what since he don't have no bag? Does he put them in his pocket?

Ya know, I ain't so sure as to what kinda games them game cameras that everone is buying down to the sportingoods store is supposed to catch, but Em Jae really wants one. She says it is to see if any varmints come near our property, and I told her that we have so many varmints all over to the area, and some are so big they could drive a pick up truck! An I made a bet with Em Jae that when some of them varmints sees that others are seeing them on the you-tube, I bet they will look like a deer caught in the head lice. Maybe we needs to bring our labtop to the next meetin and show some of the things that's being  caught by some of my buddies.

Harryette Ruth, Em Jae's sister's girl, she said they's called trial cameras. She is getting real educated at the JuCo and learning so much. Trial or game camera, we jest want to see for sure what he does with the doodles!



2 comments:

  1. It seems they are a bit too much for him when they are leashed.

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  2. Hilarious! Richard Coffey must be who Will is referring to as Coffey keeps breaking the law....there are signs posted but everyone is talking about how he continues to take them off the leash and let them run. And he is a BTMA director!!+

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