Will Is Back

How goes it Will?

Well  I don't know where in the tarnation to begin! Me and Em Jae took a little vacation  seein all them bee and bee's,you know,  fine ole houses that folks fixed up real nice and purdy all over to the country, where they serve Jethro size breakfasts and no other meals. 

When we get  back, lo and behold there is a bill from the Burny Tree bored of directors demanding money that everbody in there right state of mind knows is nothing but horse hooey, an that confusing letter they sent  with it trying to explain  what makes us all connected is just plane wrong. One might think that old bored would just explain what a mess that developer left us in here in  Burny Tree, an come up with a plan of action, yes-siree. But that would mean them career bored members would hafta use a brain, instead of jest being plane dumb, doing the same ole things year after year, an always expecting different results.

An to make my points 'bout the bored not using there brains, those three fellas who keep telling everbody they represents the board down to the South, been passing out nooze-letters to only certain people and with the same ole wrong information on it no less. Now I wonder why in tarnation they keep on claiming that? Where is the leader of the master bored anyway, an why isn't her name on it? Or did me and Em Jae miss out on a hole lot of nooze whiles we was gone visiting all those bee and bee's? Some of our neighbors got them letters and some didn't. Now, ain't that something? Em Jae figures they stopped off down to the pool to cool themselves off  before they make it plum around the Burny Tree delivering them letters.

We heard all that letter was about was trying to intimidate people into paying those dues that everbody knows ain't legal. What with that developer getting all confused and not making or filing the correct amendments to make us one happily ever after family. Yess-siree, that be the huge ole elephant in the room (no legal amendment), that the ole master bored refuses to talk about. None of there hi-powered lawyer types figured it out neither.

Well , gotta run fer now cause we have a mountin of mail to git to.

Will