Em Jae's progress report on her diet

Hi all,

My apologies for messing up my last letter to you. I was uh wondering what that  deleet button were. Now I know.

Em Jae fell off the bandwagon and was up eating her first breakfast  by the time the rooster started crowin.   Fried bologna, eggs and tomato gravy she learnt to make   from her mother Inez. That's some good eatin'.

She dialed up Inez later to find out how to make for lunch that fish gravy which has cornmeal in them drippins. Anything with gravy sure is good.

Speaking of dialing the tellerphone, Em Jae is gonna get one of them Halloween stickers from out of the g'kids Hefty bag while they is out tipping over outbuildings. She wants one of them stickers with an eyeball to put on the tellerphone so she can say she have an eye-phone. It is gonna take her awhile to find it in the hefty bag they have all theys stuff in when they come to visit, with them clothes and everthing.  

Em's plan is to go with her girlfiend to the rassling match if she looses some of her weights. She hasn't seemed able to loose much even though she rarely sits down to eat. I told her that if she likes to see a good fight (and boy howdy she loves watching em almost as much as she likes being in them) but anywho I told her she don't need to go far. She could just pop up some of her famous triple buttered popcorn, put it in one of them grocery sacks and sit in the Oldsmobile we had up on concrete blocks next to the house since the '70s. She can watch the neighbor woman when she gets to fightin with her old man. A good time is allways had by all.

And in that vehikle it is cool sitting in there with the wind blowing through since there aint no winnders in it and plenty of room now that we took them seats out and put them on the front porch. She kin turn a couple of old 5 gallon paint cans upside down to sit on and she can brag that she got real bucket seats in the Olds. (She is really into keepin up with the neighbors, you know.)

Hey, you in California...I got the word that you are reading my writings. Keep up the good work.

I'll be talking to you all soon.

Will